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so i've decided that since my premium membership expired, i'm going to justify getting another by taking more pictures and posting them this new year.

i hope everyone has had a lovely 2011, and a lovelier 2012 to come.
despite the fact that...you know...the world's ending in 2012.
that bit sucks. but hey, the better part of 2012 will be good. <3
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allrighty, so

8 min read


so i'm alive. i'm drowning in school, life, and other things. but i'm alive, and i am well. :heart:
i am posting new pictures, and i am happy. life is good.
how about you guys?

also here's a quiz.
Did you see your bestfriend today?
nu-uh.

Do you believe that highschool relationships ever make it?
yes, they can. not often, though.

Are you ears pierced more than once, if at all?
no, i only have one piercing in each ear.

Have you ever gotten flowers from a significant other?
no, but i have gotten flowers from my daddy & my uncle.

Do you think dances (prom, homecoming,etc) are fun or lame?
they're lame unless you have friends.

Do you wear pants or skirts more often?
pants.

If you wear skirts, are you more likely to wear leggings, or go bare?
leggings.

Do you drink tea? Hot or cold?
both. :heart:

Have you noticed that EVERYONE is 'bisexual' these days?
yep. i think that younger people are doing it for attention, but i understand that some people are genuinely attracted to both sexes.

Since when did sexual origins become fads?
i have no idea.

Are you a vegetarian?
ah, i'd love to be, but it's so hard to do.

Do you like being single? Or rather be in a relationship?
i enjoy being single, but...i love having someone there. i love the consistency, i love always always always having that one person that means more to me than anything else, that one person i don't have to hide from and that one person that cares about me almost as much as i care about them. i could survive without a relationship, but....i'd rather be in one. but not with just anyone. it needs to be someone special.

Are you dependent on relationships to find happiness in your own life?
not entirely. i'm happy without a relationship, but with the relationship i'm a lot happier more often.

Abortion: murder, or a woman's right?
woman's right.
if you get abortions simply because you didn't use a condom, then it's your own damn fault.
however, a lot of times people simply aren't in the situation to have a child, they wouldn't be able to support it, etc. other times, during the pregnancy, the doctors discover that the baby will have a fatal disorder that will make it impossible for it to live comfortably, without pain, or if the baby is born there is a high likelihood that it will kill the mother. there's many reasons why abortion would be okay. then again, there's many of reasons why it ISN'T okay. in the end, though, it's a woman's right because it's her body.

Gay marriage: abomination of god, or love is love?
love is love.

Illegal immigrants: taking our jobs, or escaping poverty?
both.

Religion: live by it, or live without it?
live without it.

Are you online 24/7?
yeppers.

Have you ever been dumped by a boyfriend/girlfriend?
nope.

Does it bother you when people never answer their cell phones?
yep.

Are you wearing shoes?
yes
chuck taylors

Have you ever painted? Do you like painting?
yes and yes

Everyone thinks they're a photographer. Do you like taking pictures?
that's so fucking annoying when people call themselves photographers when they're just taking shitty pictures with a 2.5 megapixel cell phone camera
that's not artistic photography
at all
and yes, i love taking pictures. i take lots.

Do you have a favourite brand of pop?
soda pop? er....i like dr. pepper, and i like fanta, and i like pepsi.

What is your all-time favorite movie?
sweeney todd.

Not everyone can afford an iPod. Can you?
....yes, but i'm saving said money for something else.

Are you a dog person or a cat person?
cat person, especially, but i love my doggies too.

Are you addicted to texting?
nah. it's a nice thing to have access to, though.

Do you text and drive? You know that's completely irresponsible, right?
no, no sirree i do not text and drive and i never would.

What would happen if you found out you were pregnant?
like, right now?
holy shit i don't even want to THINK about that...
my parents would probably push me for abortion, but i would NOT want to do that, ever ever ever
but...i'd feel so horrible for getting pregnant at fifteen
like, fuck that, i'm everything i've always hated
plus i'm not sexually active nor do i plan to be for a long time yet so i don't have to worry about that.

Do you have a favorite aunt or uncle?
not particularly, but...favorite uncle would be my uncle eric, simply because the only one that isn't insane.

Are you wearing anything you've borrowed from a friend?
yes.

Out of all your friends, who is the most obnoxious?
...idk. xD i love them all.

Which is more annoying: scene/emo kids, or snobby/preppy cheerleaders?
cheerleaders. fucking hell, hate them. scene/emo kids can be friendly and nice people.

What's the most expensive item of clothing you own?
uh....i...maybe one pair of jeans that cost like $55
all of my jeans are like $10-25, all of my shirts are less than $15-20, my homecoming dress was $21...i'm thrifty, and i don't spend much, either.
  
Whopper or BigMac?
fuck you, ew

Do you even like fast food?
yeah, i guess. i like wendy's, but most wendy's places are icky. there's two in my town, and BOTH of them make amazing food. everywhere else it's icky. i'll eat it, though.

Are your nails painted at the moment? If so,what color?
yeah, dark turquoise.

Have you ever been cheated on?
nope.

What would happen if you found out you were being cheated on right now?
i'd probably cry. for a long time. and i probably wouldn't be able to face talking to him, no matter how much he apologized or what he did. after a little bit, if i knew he was truly sorry, i'd give him one more chance. only one. after that, it's once a cheater, always a cheater. although i know he wouldn't ever do that. at least, i hope.

What time is it?
6:29pm

Do you think dragons and fairies are gay or cool?
cool.

Do you think saying "gay" is very insulting?
yes. when people say "oh that's gay" when they actually mean "oh that's stupid" i want to kill them.

When was the last time you played Hide n Seek?
today.

Do you file your nails or bite them off?
bite them. .__. bad habit.

Are you an outgoing person, or are you more reserved?
both, kinda. really reserved at first, but i try to be outgoing.

Did you do anything exciting today?
i watched children
for eight hours
:|

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it's kind of a quiz/test/updates/photography life THING JOURNAL. I DO NOT KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO DESCRIBE IT, BUT BEAR WITH ME.
allrighty so: LIFE. I started school last tuesday and it's pretty swell. lots of homework. OH WELL, THAT'S LIFE.
i recently turned fifteen, and that was pretty great. portal 2, bro. <3
i went to the home game for my school on Friday, and we haven't won a game in about ten years. we won friday night. i don't even like football, and it was awesooomee. i saw lots of people and i felt like i had a life. it was fantastical. c:
life is pretty nice. i have the best friends a person could ever have, and i'm pretty derned happy with things.

photography matters: as of previously mentioned reasons, i have a life. :c it's a good and bad thing. i have no time for tumblr, or photography. i barely get to take pictures anymore, and it makes me sad. but i promise, that the SECOND i get a chance, i will take some and i will post them and i hope you will like them.

quizzy things because i am bored:

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other- $75

So far: $100

Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15

So far: $175

Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25

So far: $250

Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

So far: $350

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[x] Only Child - $250
[] Second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[x] Third born - $550
[] Fourth born - $300
[] Fifth born - $400
[] Sixth born -$215

So far: $1250

Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $0
[x] No - $600

So far: $1850

Vision?
[] Perfect vision - $400
[] Need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100

So far: $2250

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
(10-11...)

So far: $2450

Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500

So far: $3150

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750

total: $4150

buy me
so i can be a classy whore

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bored as hell.

9 min read


someone please entertain me
i have nothing to do but sit here and tumblr and tumblr is being slow. :c

Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies. ( :3 always. )
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends on who it is. if it's a close friend, then it's funny as all hell, but if it's someone i don't know too well i'm just like D: OH NO OH GOD ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU DYING PLEASE DON'T BLEED)
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid. (of course!)
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You have watched sports on TV
[/] Gory movies are cool. (they need to have a good storyline.)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You used to collect hockey cards.
[ ] Baggy sweats are cool to wear. (ick. i dislike sweatpants, they're itchy. :c )
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are some of your favorite colors. (green.)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun
[ ] You talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once

Your Girl Side
[/] You love to shop.
[/] You wear eye-liner daily (not always. sometimes i do. i used to wear it all the time, now only some days.)
[/] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (but sweet jesus don't touch my feet ever. ._. )
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook. (never seen it.)
[ ] Skirts and/or dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] You are/were in gymnastics (four years. used to be flexible, once upon a time)
[ ] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (nah, less than. twenty minutes at the shortest.)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing high heel shoes. (sweet, sexy pain)
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You like putting make-up on others.
[ ] You like being the star of everything.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

• Appearance •

[ ] I am shorter than 5′5″. (5'10 1/2" :3 )
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I tan/burn easily. (the pain)
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I've had/have braces.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than two piercings.
[ ] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

• Embarrassment •

[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've laughed 'til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

• Health •

[x] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] Broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I've had serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.

• Traveling •

[x] I've driven / ridden over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Cuba.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Ottawa.
[ ] I've gone to Sudbury.
[ ] I've been to the Caribbean.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Florida.

• Experiences •

[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (lion slippers and all. no one even looked twice. yay for my town.)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny-dipping. (cough cough i was five cough)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a musical.
[x] I've caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

• Honesty / Crime •

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out.
[x] I've lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've ran a red light.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

• Death and Suicide •
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone / something dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide before.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself

• Materialism •
[ ] I own over 5 rap CD's.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga.
[ ] I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collected comic books.
[ ] I own something from Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie

• Random •
[x] I can sing well. (i can sing. not great, but...hell. i like to sing. therefore i will.)
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs. (i try not to. i stepped on a beetle once and accidentally killed it and i was sad. if you're a spider under the size of a quarter i will save you from a gory kitty-nom death.)
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
[ ] I have "?"'s in my screen name.
[ ] I love spam.
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well .
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish. (seriously. seriously ticklish. just ask turbo. ._. )
[ ] I like white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.


STILL UNBELIEVABLY BORED

WHAT DO I DO, O GURU OF COMPUTER WISDOM?

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holy whoa

2 min read


when did the 30,000 pageviews happen
holy bejeebuz

i haven't even been that active on here lately

well, thanks guys. <3 luz u awl

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